Monday, January 18, 2010

Tea And Boobs

Is there a connection between the size of a woman's breasts and the amount of tea she drinks? Why, it's enough to send a collective shudder through the ranks of the world's plastic surgeons. But before you go racing off to your local tea shop to stock up let's consider the source of this gem of wisdom. As reported in the British press recently, a "stunner" named Keeley Hazell somehow arrived at the conclusion that not only do British women have the biggest hooters but that this is somehow the result of drinking tea. Whatever. As you were.

The Breville One-Touch Tea Maker


Brittiny said...

The title of this post made me laugh out loud! As did "Whatever. As you were." Haha! :)

Four cups of yerba mate? Wow, wouldn't that be a heck of a lot of caffeine? I will admit that I don't know much about yerba mate as of right now.

Jason Walker said...

Tea enhanced breasts- who'd a thought...

Would you call that a TEAt?